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Higher Education Bill gets new look - 2004-01-26
Education Secretary Charles Clarke declared yet another adjustment to the bill, intended to appease the remaining, remaining rebels.

Clarke, whilst idly heating a nipple shaped iron poker, announced “We will guarantee university places to any rebel child regardless of wealth or academic ability, the only stipulation is that their parent must vote in favour of the Higher Education Bill. Additionaly to appeal to a wider base of MP the bill will now come in pink, with solid islamic and feminist values.”
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World Class Championship Poker - Peppermill Reno Hotel Casino - 2004-01-26
A field of 1,200 players is supposed to participate in the eight days of heated poker action that will include Texas Hold’em and Omaha Hi-Low Split. Each day will feature an early morning satellite event, then a different tournament game followed by an evening second chance tournament each with a $120 buy-in and no re-buys.

Satellite tournaments are held daily beginning at 8 a.m., daily tournament action gets underway at noon and the second chance games start at 7 p.m.

The action begins with a warm up Satellite Day game with a $60 buy-in followed by the first of the second chanced games each evening.
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