I’ll be back - 2004-01-18
In the past few weeks of having to deal with an old neck injury, there have been times when I’ve felt as if I’ve had all the grace and mobility of an oven-ready turkey.
It’s not all doom and gloom, though. There’s often humour to be found in even dreadfully painful situations. Take this morning, for example. I was brushing my teeth when I experienced a burning pain shooting down my neck. In an attempt to take the pressure off my upper spine, I immediately lay on the bathroom floor.
I was probably lying there for about five minutes, trying not to swallow a mouthful of toothpaste froth, before I concluded it was safe to move. When I tried to get up, though, I found the slightest movement caused a red-hot poker to be stuck into my spine, or so it felt at the time.
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